1 Choose a style of Astrological Chart Interpretation:
     [ ] Health
     [ ] Fashion
     [ ] Year Ahead


2 optionally, to mark the Solstice:

   Five-Year Strategy Day
   Picatrix Study Group
     [ ] Both
     [ ] Neither

Selecting “Both” unlocks a fortnight of 1:1 Telegram support and reserves your print and electronic copies of the 2026 Calendar.

Time has qualities and we live in a giant clock. Here are the options in more detail:

Choose a style:

Health (skincare)

Note that I’m not any kind of doctor. I’m an astrologer who was born in 1981. I’m also a licensed Esthetician, but all I learned in beauty school in my late thirties was dow deeply all skincare professionals and product formulators are indoctrinated into gaslighting you on behalf of the industry. Similarly, the term biohacker suggests the body is what needs to be “fixed” in order to “work right,” which obfuscates our current developed reality’s aggressive incompetence in supporting our biology in away that promotes flourishing. Your chart can reveal both quick wins and leverage points for long term change.

Fashion (core aesthetic)

A deep dive into your astrology as it relates to your personal style. Make the gods happy by being yourself: There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening that is translated through you into action and because there is only one of you in all of time, this expression is unique, and if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and it will be lost. — Martha Graham

Year Ahead

Mythology is psychology, misread as cosmology, history, and biography. — Joseph Campbell

A private consultation is $359 and requires approximately 60mins. As an optional add-on that’s not available separately: 

(optional)

Five-Year Strategy Day

with bonus

Picatrix Study Group

plus

2026 Calendar
1:1 Telegram Space

These four offerings are not available separately. They're packaged together in this limited seasonal upgrade: 

Five-Year Strategy Day

In order to invite you to my intimate Picatrix Study Group, I have to know you well. Our full day of 2 three hour zoom sessions with an hour break in between will cover exactly what, according to your nativity, types of blessings and challenges you may want to prepare for from 2026 thru 2030, so you can make the most of the potential growth and benefits from each. 

Ghāyat al-Ḥakīm (Picatrix)

The Picatrix is a medieval Arabic astrological text written by an anonymous wizard. In addition to its significance as an essential astrological source text, it describes astrologically timed magical operations in dangerous detail in addition to offering a number of secret traps designed to lure you into doing something stupid. I am not going to explain to you exactly what’s safe and what isn't. My role is to present the material and give you my takes when inspired.

A complete rundown of Book I in its entirety and Chapters One thru Three of Book II of the Picatrix are available instantly. New episodes will begin in late January 2026. 

2026 Calendar

The 2026 wall calendar is available separately here for $49. This bundle includes “day” (Helvetica) and “night” (Quiet luxury, dark academia) versions of a high quality 16x20 poster which indicates lunations, stations, ingresses, inner planet cazimis and aspects between planets beyond the Kuiper Belt. An 11 x 8.5” printable PDF will be available for download on December 25, 2025 and the 16x20 posters will ship January 2025. 

1:1 Telegram Space

For fourteen days after your Five-Year Strategy Day, you'll have access to a private space where you can ask questions about your chart, about astrology, about the Picatrix and about spirituality in general.

Over $4000 in materials and support

60 min Private Consultation:
$359

(optional add-on)
Five Year Strategy Day: 
$2154 (2 three-hour sessions, available only as an add-on to a Private Consultation)

2026 Calendar:
$49 (also available here)
16x20 poster + printable PDF

1:1 Access to Harmony for 14 days via Telegram:
$1647

Total value: $4209 

A priceless bonus

Picatrix Study Group: If I were to ever make this available on its own, the total asking price would be comprised of five figures A.D. 2025 USD.

Private Consultation:
$359

optional add-on:
$1196

The complete offering for

$1555 

Available until January 31.